July 29, 2010

A Meme for Horror Bloggers

(Taken from The First Ever Billy Loves Stu Meme for Horror Bloggers)

I saw this was being passed around so I thought I'd have a crack at it myself. :D

1: In Ten Words or Less, Describe Your Blog:
Not quite how I want it to be yet.

2: During What Cinematic Era Where you Born?
A: The Classic Horror Era (late 30's to 40's)
B: The Atomic Monster/Nuclear Angst Era (the late 40's through 50's)
C: The Psycho Era ( Early 60's)
D: The Rosemary's Baby Era (Mid to Late 60's)
E: The Exorcism Era (Early to mid 70's) - this one.
F: The Halloween Era (Late 70's to Early 80's)
G: The Slasher Era (Mid to late 80's)
H: The Self Referential/Post Modern Era (1990 to 1999)

3: The Carrie Compatibility Question:
(gay men and straight women - make your choice from section A)
A: Billy Nolan or Tommy Ross, who would you take to the prom?
(straight guys and lesbians - make your choice from section B)
B: Sue Snell or Chris Hargensen, who would you take to the prom?
Chris Hargensen because she was played by Nancy Allen and I'd be a fool to turn something like that down.

4: You have been given an ungodly amount of money, and total control of a major motion picture studio - what would your dream Horror project be?
I'd like to make "A Serbian Film Part 2" but with even more offensive scenes.

5: What horror film "franchise" that others have embraced, left you cold?
"Friday the 13th". It lost me after the one with Ryan Dallion (John D. LeMay) from the TV series in it. I liked the first one but the rest are just the same old thing over and over. The remake was terrible too.

6: Is Michael Bay the Antichrist?
No. He just shouldn't be allowed anywhere near a horror movie.

7: Dracula, The Wolf Man, The Frankenstein Monster - which one of these classic villains scares you, and why?
None of them really scare me but I wouldn't want to hang out with the Frankenstein Monster. He's made up of dead bodies all stitched together and it would put me off my coco-pops.

8: Tell me about a scene from a NON HORROR Film that scares the crap out of you:
I'm trying to think of one that has any kind of aerial shots of a building or city because I'm afraid of heights and it makes me feel giddy. For lack of anything else, the end of "Die Hard" where Alan Rickman falls to his death. I can just imagine my skull cracking on the concrete in a similar situation.

9: Baby Jane Hudson invites you over to her house for lunch. What do you bring?
A bag for her head and some lubricant.

10: So, between you and me, do you have any ulterior motives for blogging? Come, on you can tell me, it will be our little secret, I won't tell a soul.
I'm just replacing my website that I had for 13 years with it because it's easier to write a blog than to recode a ton of HTML pages and upload them.

11: What would you have brought to Rosemary Woodhouse's baby shower?
A bag for her head and some lubricant... and an orange. Oh, and another plastic bag for the baby to play with.

12: Godzilla vs The Cloverfield Monster, who wins?
Godzilla - the cartoon version. The Cloverfield Monster was nothing but a big baby and Godzilla would just breathe fire on him and make him cry.

13: If you found out that Rob Zombie was reading your blog, what would you post in hopes that he read it?
Something along the lines of how hot his wife Sheri is or how jealous I am that he can get away with making such awful movies for enormous sums of money while I have to watch them and eat Ramen Noodles.

14: What is your favourite NON HORROR FILM, and why?
This is the most difficult question ever because it changes all the time. If I had to choose just one then it would be "Day Watch" the sequel to "Night Watch" even though both films are part of the same whole. It's just pure escapism and completely different to anything else.

15: If blogging technology did not exist, what would you be doing?
I'd still be uploading my reviews to my website. If I couldn't even do that then I suppose I'd just watch the horror films anyway and bitch about them to the TV screen.

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