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Cert. 18 Length: 85 mins. Available on: Dimension Films Price: £17.99 Director: Jim Gillespie Starring: Agnes Bruckner, Jonathan Jackson, Laura Ramsey, D.J. Cotrona, Rick Cramer Plot: A pack of teenagers run for their lives through the swamps of Louisiana, as they are chased by Mr Jangles, a man possessed by 13 evil souls who is relentless in his pursuit of new victims. Comments: 
Venom is the most boring and the worst horror film I've seen! The dialogue is so dumb and the story is so damn obvious! It starts with this old lady doing some voodoo macumba ritual, then she takes this suitcase in her car, that has something evil inside, you can see that in her face, ooooooh spookie yet, no not really! She suffers an accident and this guy that everyone in town hates, called Ray who has a big tow truck who kinda sorta caused the accident, comes to rescue her, but she keeps saying the obvious, you know - "The briefcase, the briefcase!" - and the moronic Ray goes after the briefcase inside the car that is about to fall from the bridge into the water, oh so dumb!! And the suitcase opens and this evil snakes that has the spirits of evil people jump out on Ray's face while the car is falling into the water and, the obvious, Ray dies and then come back to life possessed by the evil spirited snakes!!! Oh this movie is a drag! The deaths are non-original and the character dialogue is just plain awful! Totally 1 stab wound out of 5!!!Hellgirl's rating: 1/5  |
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