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HSHost says "Welcome to the twenty sixth night of
our special Thirty-one Days of Terror Series. It's October 26th and you are
chatting live (or undead) at Real Horrorwood! My name is April and I'll be
your macabre host for the evening. Joining me in the studio tonight are my
spooky producers Mike and Peter, and our gothic typist, Michelle. For the
entire month of Shocktober, we'll be presenting the strangest, the weirdest,
the scariest of guests, leading up to the most sacred of horrordays,
HALLOWEEN! Stars of big and small scream, uh, screen, will be joining us as
the sun sets and the night holds reign. If you would like to ask our guest a
question this evening, it's very simple. Just type in /ask a space and then
your question. If you're using "Excite's VP chat" you need only click the
"something to say" icon at the bottom right corner of your screen. We are all
very excited about our special guest this evening, Cassandra Peterson, who
plays the legendary Mistress of the Dark, ELVIRA. Welcome to Hollywood
Spotlight, Elvira!"
MistressElvira says "Hello!"
HSHost says "Your holiday is almost upon us!"
MistressElvira says "Yes, seems like it's been upon me since
August."
Sid asks "Is there a Mr."of the Dark"?"
MistressElvira says "Actually Elvira, of course, is not married.
She's never been married, she's been tied down a time or two, but we won't get
into detail ;) I, Cassandra, am married and have been married for 18 year s..
the Hollywood record!~"
HSHost says "Congrats!"
MistressElvira says "If you're an actor in Hollywood, your
marriage, each year counts for 7 years, dog years."
Sid asks "When did you become Mistress of the Dark?"
MistressElvira says "In 1981 in September. Not too .. let's see
... let me rephrase, on a local TV station .. a horror .. horror hosting a TV
show, old bad movies. I'm all confused here, sorry! I've been talking for too
long! aaaaahhhh! So, 1981, started Elvira here in Hollywood and went
nationwide for a few years after that."
HSHost says "Gosh! It goes so fast!"
MistressElvira says "It sure does."
Jinxed asks "How did the Character Elvira come into being?"
MistressElvira says "I went on an audition .. I was an actress
here in Hollywood and I heard about an audition for a local horrorhost to host
a collection of schlocky movies. I was broke at the time and decided to go on
the interview and after quite a while and several interviews I got the part
and had to come up with a look and a name ..... with the help of some friends,
I threw some things together and here I am."
HSHost says "That's so great!"
guest9712 asks "Are you of this world?"
MistressElvira says "Hard to say what Elvira is "of." In my 1989,
in the movie, I set out that her mother was a sorceress and her father a
mortal. So, she's partly metaphysical and partly regular .. stuck in the
cracks somewhere. It's a hard explanation."
Sid asks "I heard you were a Groundling?"
MistressElvira says "Yeah, I was in for 4 years with Paul Reubens,
Phil Hartman, Jon Lovitz, Lorraine Newman. All those people .. that's where I
really started out and it was a great experience. I owe that experience .. my
success to the Groundlings."
HSHost says "They're a great group of people .. I love to catch
whatever I can there."
MistressElvira says "Yeah, they're on Melrose in Hollywood, been
there for years with fantastic up and coming performers."
Apollonius asks "Ingrid Pitt named her boobs
after Tom and Jerry, do you have nicknames for yours?"
MistressElvira {action} laughs!"
MistressElvira says "I did have nicknames for mine, we called them
"The Twins" during the shooting of the movie. One was Stacy, can't remember
the other's name."
MistressElvira {action} laughs"
HSHost {action} laughs!"
satanbunny asks "how often do you use the Elvira character to
help in your crusade for animal rights?"
MistressElvira says "All the time. I'm using it tomorrow night for
the grand re-opening premiere of The Exorcist which they're reissuing. I'll be
at the Chinese Theatre tomorrow night for the unveiling of an animal rights
campaign for PETA as well as for the movie with Linda Blair ... tomorrow night
at 7pm."
Apollonius asks "Have you seen all the websites devoted to you
(including mine.....Dr Blood's Video Vault)????"
MistressElvira says "Wow! Haven't seen that one . have to check it
out. I have my own website .. elvira.com .. made it easy so you guys can type
it with one hand."
HSHost {action} laughs"
MistressElvira says "And, I have links to things like PETA so
check it out."
Jinxed asks "What do you have planned for Holloween?"
MistressElvira says "Work, work, work, Knott's Scary Farm, the
country's largest Halloween attraction .. singing and dancing every night .. 4
shows a night .. a few live feeds for internet and TV shows and it looks like
I'll be on the HOward Stern show that night as Cassandra."
HSHost says "How was it?"
MistressElvira says "The scariest thing! Scary as hell! I didn't
sleep for a week and he fulfilled all my nightmares!"
MistressElvira {action} laughs"
Jinxed asks "Are you going to do another movie?"
MistressElvira says "I have a movie out there I'm trying to sell
now, some poeple interested, I wrote a few months ago .. "Elvira Vs. The
Lesbian Vampires from Outer Space.""
HSHost {action} laughs!!"
MistressElvira says "Hopefully it'll be a theatre near you in the
future .."
Kittykoot asks "will you be hosting anymore movies in the
future?"
MistressElvira says "Having a problem with hosting movies. All the
good bad movies that I like to get a hold of have been bought up by the big
networks and studios and they're charging more money for them than you can pay
and still make money in that situation. Almost all the local horror hosts have
disappeared from various towns. It used to be every town had their local
horror host but not anymore cause they can't get the movies."
HSHost says "Oh that's too bad! We wanna see you!"
MistressElvira says "I know!"
Apollonius asks "Who invented your slinky dress? Was it
inspired by Morticia from the Addams Family?"
MistressElvira says "That probably had something to do with it,
but my very best friend at the time, Robert Redding, who is now deceased
unfortunately ... came up with the look. He based the hair on his idol, Ronnie
Specter .. calls it a knowledge bump. And, he got the makeup from a Kabuki
book and the dress he made as sexy as possible cause he knew that would sell
the show. Obviously he went way over the edge."
Apollonius asks "What is your favorite food? Witches Brew?"
MistressElvira says "Well no ..."
MistressElvira {action} laughs"
MistressElvira says "Sounds good, as a matter of fact I'm drinking
that right now. I'm actually a vegetarian, so my favorite foods are .. oh ..
leaves, grass. I know I look like a maneater, but hate to tell you, I"m
not."
Apollonius asks "How can I join your fan club, Elvira?.... I
worship you..."
MistressElvira says "Ooh! Thank you. The best way to join it is to
go online elvira.com .. and there's info there about the fan club, tons of
merchandise, my image painted all over volkswagens and cars, people dressed up
like me, and people with my image tattooed on their body parts .. really
groovy, ultimate fans. So, you can sign up to join my fan club right on the
net."
Sid asks "Why "Elvira"?"
MistressElvira says "That was picked right out of a coffee can.
The day we were shooting the first show here on the local station in Hollywood
we were going to call her "Vampira" but found out there was a character named
that already. An actress who was in that brilliant film, "Planet 9 from Outer
Space." So, here we were about to tape the show, so the crew wrote down the
name and threw it in a can .. my choice was Cassandra, my own name. But, one
wrote Elvira and I think it's cause that song from the Oak Ridge Boys was out
... and I think that inspired them. 30 minutes later we were going "Ladies and
Gentleman, Elvira!""
HSHost {action} laughs"
UmbraWalker asks "What do you think of all the pictures and
fakes of Elvira & Casandra on the internet?"
MistressElvira says "I'm sure they're talking about the nude
photos .. all the Elvira stuff is total fakes. The Cassandra stuff is real, I
modeled in my 20's and I was with Playboy models. They had a model agency, so
I modeled for Playboy and Oui and those pics are all over the place. And,
sometimes the Elvira head is stuck on the Cassandra body ... so fortunately,
unfortunately they're out there! So, like Dr. Laura Schlessinger!"
HSHost says "Oh yeah I know!!!"
MistressElvira says "I finally came to the conclusion that every
actress in the world has pics out there somewhere."
Apollonius asks "In England we only have your movie "Elvira
Mistress of the Dark".... are there any plans to send your TV shows over
here?"
MistressElvira says "No, unfortunately, those were made and the TV
station that owned them went out of business .. so we can't get them. I did a
pilot for CBS here in America and they own THAT pilot so we can't get the
rights to that, probably it will never be seen, I have to work on new
stuff."
HSHost says "Cool."
guest10227 asks "What is your favorite horror movie?"
MistressElvira says "i have two categories ... the bad ... "Planet
9 From Outer Space," the best worst movie ever made. And, the best, I love
"The Hunger" the most incredibly dark and sexy movie, had a lot of class
stands out in my mind ... Catherine Deneuve, David Bowie and Susan
Sarandon."
HSHost says "Oh yeah."
mssusy asks "Saw your house last nite on the Home and Garden
channel last night, very beautiful. Do you not decorate for Halloween?"
MistressElvira says "Oh cool. Unfortunately I'm not here on
Halloween of course, always working, it's sad cause everyone int he
neighborhood knows it's my house so I'm like the Grinch who stole Halloween,
I'd love to! But, I'm never home. So, no sense in going out to do it. The
trick or treaters can't even come here and they all wanna come to Elvira's
house .. there's nothing going on here."
DouglasInDallas asks "Why hasnt there been a sequel to your
hysterical movie? I thought the writing was great!"
MistressElvira says "Oh man .. yeah I know .. I was gonna ask you
the same question. I'm trying! I've had sequels, sold them, gone into
production .. then the studio's gotten a new head and cancelled or gone
bankrupt, it's gone on and on like a nightmare .. I'm out there with my fifth
script now, it's like a comedy of errors. I hope I get it made in my lifetime
.. it's not like I'm sitting here doing nothing."
HSHost says "At least you stay with it!"
MistressElvira says "I never give up."
DouglasInDallas asks "I loved the Hunger!!!!"
MistressElvira says "Oh cool! Yeah, Susan Sarandon, David Bowie,
and Catherin Deneuve .. sexy, classy .. movie."
Apollonius asks "Have you any plans to appear in Comic Books
again.... I loved your House of Secrets..."
MistressElvira says "Oh thanks .. I have a new one out by Claypool
Comics .. not sure if you can get it in England. It's here in America ... if
you check out my website you can probably order them over the website. But,
they're in their 3rd year nowq."
guest10262 asks "Have you ever been made into an animated
cartoon?"
MistressElvira {action} chuckles"
MistressElvira says "A very funny question .. yes, more times than
you can count. Hannah Barbera was the first one, I've made 7-8 pilots for
cartoons all of which went to the networks but were never sold to them,
usually because they heard about the nude photos. It's okay that Sylvester
Stallone has a porno movie out .. and all the others that have done strange
and bizarre things, usually men, but when a woman has some very mild nude
photos taken, that X's you out of doing animation again. A really huge thorn
in my side."
laine7 asks "Do you have any children??"
MistressElvira says "Yes, a 3 year old daughter named Sadie. She's
practicing to be Elvira now, dresses like her, wants to be in Elvira drag
every day .. really into it this year, knows the words to all my songs! She
may take over some day."
HSHost says "I love it, that's great!"
satanbunny asks "do you have a favorite horror actor?"
MistressElvira says "Vincent Price. To me, he's the king of the
whole genre .. I saw "House on Haunted Hill" when I was 7 and I had recurring
nightmares .. I adored him throughout his whole career and got to meet him. He
was the most fabulous and interesting person, got to know him really well,
exchanged letters, that was a real accomplishment for me. He was my idol."
Laurababy asks "Have you registered your chest with the FBI as
lethal weapons?"
MistressElvira {action} laughs"
MistressElvira says "No, but with Lloyds of London to be insured
.. I'd hate for anything to happen to them, I'd be out of a job!"
HSHost {action} laughs"
Apollonius asks "Do you spend a lot of time on the
internet?"
MistressElvira says "Yeah, quite a bit. Don't have a lot of time
around Halloween time, but I'm not that computer saavy, kinda like a speed
bump on the information highway."But, I'm really into it."
Sid asks "Do you have any books out or Films?"
MistressElvira says "Yes, 4 .. one is Cassandra and 3 is Elvira.
The first 3 you can get at Amazon.com .. a collection of books, "Transylvania
90210," really cute. "Camp Vamp" is the second and the last one is "The Boy
Who Cried Wherewolf" and they're funny horror novels kinda geared toward teens
but at book signings there are peopel my age that buy them. And as Cassandra I
wrote "Bad Dog Andy," mostly illustrations .. a takeoff of "Good Dog Karl,"
about Rottweilers. Bram ... is my Rotts name after Bram Stoker.
MistressElvira says "I rescued him from a Rottweiler rescue .. he
needed a lot of surgery cause he was abused by the owners but he grew into the
biggest best rott I've had ... and we wrote this book as a parody .. cause
everyone sends me these Carl books knowing I have a Rott. So, we wrote this
book about the worst Dalmatian in the world .. cause my writing partner has a
Dalmatian .. he's like the poster child for Attention Deficit Disorder .. it's
cute, not for children really .. not dirty, but the dog does shag a poodle and
steal liquor and smoke cigarettes. "Bad Dog Andy.""
HSHost says "Cool, I'll have to check it out."
DouglasInDallas asks "At a car show I got to sit in the car you
drove in your movie-- Who owns that and do you ever get to drive it
anymore?"
MistressElvira says "You're not gonna believe it. I just bought it
a few months ago! Someone owned it for all these years and told me they were
moving and selling the macabre mobile and we got a guy who invented the
batmobile and KnightRiders car renovating it top to bottom and it is SO DAMN
COOL you can't believe it! I get it in two weeks and I"ve been visiting it to
check on the progress. I"m really h appy to finally have it. I wanted to buy
it after the movie was over but it was such a piece of junk, it didn't drive
.. when it looked like I was driving it, it was really being pulled. But, now
it looks totally cool."
HSHost says "You must be psyched."
MistressElvira says "Yeah, I am."
Laurababy asks "I've seen your trading card series, are there
more planned?"
MistressElvira says "Right now we havea bout a billion of them out
there. More just came out, so no plans for new ones at the moment. There are
LOTS of them out .. not sure how many .. but at least hundreds of them."
MistressElvira says "New ones came out recently."
satanbunny asks "i heard a rumor that there would be an elvira
doll. is it true?"
MistressElvira says "Yes, in November the Elvira Action Figure
which will also be available on my website elvira.com or in comic book and
collectible stores .. comes with a chain saw and broom included! Gives a whole
new meaning to the term "action figure.""
Sid asks "What did you think of Mel Brooks "Young
Frankenstein?""
MistressElvira says "Oh I really loved it, probably the only Mel
Brooks movie I did like. I love Peter Boyle."
Sid asks "Do you live in LA?"
MistressElvira says "Yes, I live in Hollywood, I've been here
since I moved to California . I live in the shadow of the Hollywood sign ..
I've lived in 12 different places but never moved outside of a 3 mile radius.
I can't imagine being anywhere else, I lived in Brentwood for six months and
moved back to Hollywood. There's no place like it, I love it here. It's like
my own little village, don't feel like I live in a big city .. feel like I
live in a little burg of Hollywood."
Apollonius asks "Do you play computer games? Is there an Elvira
CD ROM? I still worship you...."
MistressElvira says "There is .. called The Jaws of Cerberus,
don't ask me why. I don't play them, my girlfriend is always trying to get me
into MYST, but I don't have time .. she's been playing for a year. It's cool,
but I'm sorta too busy to get into that .. I'd love to. When I retire, I'll
play those games."
Apollonius asks "Would you have liked to have been in Ed
Wood?"
MistressElvira says "It's one of those things I think you'd rather
watch than be in."
MistressElvira {action} laughs"
MistressElvira says "The people in it never quite made the big
time, so I'd rather watch from afar rather than participate."
guest10250 asks "This is from your hospitalized escort. Sorry
did not get to say goodbye or wish your Pumpkin well. Continued success on
your appearances at Knott's."
MistressElvira {action} laughs!"
MistressElvira says "Wow. Wonder who that is."
HSHost says "Send in your name guy or girl!"
MistressElvira says "Yeah, let us know who you are. Thank you,
anyway."
Laurababy asks "Have you ever "busted" out of your costume at
an inopportune moment?"
MistressElvira says "No, everyone asks that fortunately for me, I
never have. That costume, I'm in there like you wouldn't believe .. I aint
going nowhere, I stood on my head in the movie and didn't fall out. Pretty
amazing .. all the glue, tape, and staples I use in there. Ow ow !"
HSHost says "We had the director of your movie on last week!"
MistressElvira says "You're kidding! How funny."
guest10240 asks "What do you like to do in your free time?"
MistressElvira {action} sighs"
MistressElvira says "Oh let's see .. free time .. that would be
great! I don't have any. But, I think my favorite thing is .. this sounds
dorky, but working out and I love to walk, long walks for hours, and having
massages or going to spas, that's a dream thing. I like having a massage
better than sex .. especially sex!"
HSHost says "Do you have someone come to your house?"
MistressElvira says "Yes, I do!"
HSHost says "I do, too!"
MistressElvira says "Yeah, it's good. It chills me out. Kinda
boring, but that's how I get my relaxation .. I can breathe and think. That's
what I do with my free time."
guest10250 asks "Sorry, forget to mention best wishes to S.
well I know she was worried. This is Jody."
MistressElvira says "What hospital? I wonder .. maybe it was a
blood drive I did not too long ago when I was giving blood for the Red
Cross?"
Sid asks "Have you seen "Bride of Chucky"?"
MistressElvira says "No! I don't think I'm gonna see it either,
I'm not a big Chucky fan. It's pretty wacky, I'm Elvira and am supposed to
beinto that but it's a little brutal, bloody for me. It kind of turns me off,
that thing about a doll .. it's like eeewwww."
HSHost {action} laughs"
HSHost says "Yeah, I know."
Apollonius asks "Do you ever get tired of people talking about
your breasts?"
MistressElvira says "Never. It's my favorite subject."
MistressElvira {action} laughs"
MistressElvira says "No, it doesn't bother me, they're out there
.. my breasts .. AND the people .. so obvious I can hardly skirt the issue,
I'm happy to talk about them. I've made a wonderful career with those and
they've helped me very much."
guest10244 asks "Do you have an interest in the
paranormal?"
MistressElvira says "Mm hmm .. my whole life I've been into it,
very interested in it. I've had a lot of weird things happen, know it's out
there, and certainly believe in it."
Kittykoot asks "Of all the movies you have hosted...do you have
a favorite one?"
MistressElvira says "OH man .. there's been a zillion! There was
this moive called "Pigs" a crappy movie but bizarre and funny where a bunch of
pigs attack people and eat them! b"A real standout movie .. PIGS .. what a
great name for a horror film. My friends like "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes"
but that's got to be the most popular one with my fans. My fans like it."
Jinxed asks "Have you always loved Horror or is it since Elvira
that you've gotten into it?"
MistressElvira says "Always loved horror since I was a child,
seeing "House on Haunted Hill" with Vincent Price, my fav TV show was the
Twilight Zone, the Addams Family ... I was the only girl I knew in the 50's
actually buying the models that you paint of Dracula, and Frankenstein and the
Mummy .. I was the only girl collecting monster cards and pics, hanging them
on my wall."
HSHost says "Your parents were okay with that?"
MistressElvira says "Oh yeah! They knew I was weird, still think
I'm weird, but this was meant to happen, great gig for me!"
Apollonius asks "do you like Carry On Films?... your double
entendres are very reminiscent of the genre..."
MistressElvira says "That's funny, I remember those well, I love
those! You have to be over 100 years old to remember those .. when I was a
VERY young child, actually a FETUS I remember seeing those films and I loved
them."
HSHost {action} chuckles"
Apollonius asks "Can I buy the NTSC videos of your shows...
will they get through English customs ok?"
MistressElvira says "Yeah, they're for sale on my website,
elvira.com. They should get through customs .. they have prices there for
America and the UK."
HSHost says "Perfect."
guest10240 asks "What are some of the weirdest things that
happened to you as kids ?"
MistressElvira {action} chuckles"
MistressElvira says "What kind of weird things? That's a little
bizarre, I was burned very badly, a lot of people don't know that. I climbed
up on a stove and poured a huge kettle of boiling water on top of myself.
Spent several months in the hospital having burn therapy and skin grafting ..
fortunately all the scars are in the places where you don't see in the Elvira
dress. I don't remember a huge part of my life when I was going through that.
Over 35 % of my body was 3rd degree burns and in those days you didn't survive
that, so I was very lucky."
HSHost says "Oh Gosh! At least you're okay!"
MistressElvira says "Yeah."
Sid asks "What's next for you? Do you ever appear out of
costume?"
MistressElvira says "Yeah on the Home & Garden Show as
Cassandra in my house and on the Stern show. But, I'll go for years without
doing appearances as myself. Not much demand for it, though."
MistressElvira {action} chuckles"
MistressElvira says "It's the best thing about this really. I have
celeb friends who'd give their right arm to be in my position .. I can have
fame on one side and on the other I can go out and have my family with me and
go grocery shopping and no one recognizes me! Occasionally one person comes up
and says, "Aren't you Elvira?" But, not often, so it's great doing this."
sammythemammy asks "what is something you wish people would ask
you that they never do?"
MistressElvira says "Hmmm ... wow! I think they've asked me
everything! I think it's ALL been asked! I wish there was a question they
haven't asked, I'd love to know one. Do you have one?"
HSHost {action} laughs!"
MistressElvira says "Like they can talk to me like we've been
friends for a long time!"
HSHost {action} laughs"
HSHost says "Elvira, thank you so much for joining us tonight. It
was a pleasure to have you on the show!"
MistressElvira says "Thank you! And, everyone have a safe and
'nsane Holiday!"
HSHost says "And, thanks to all you viewers out there for chatting
with us at REAL HOLLYWOOD.COM. Please join us tomorrow night at 7:00pm PST and
10:00pm EST when our guest will be the Crypt Keeper from "Tales of the Crypt,"
Jon Kassir. Good Night, everyone. See you tomorrow! …. Boo!"
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