2. Give up drinking gin (ever again).
3. Listen to more music.
4. Troll more people on YouTube. They deserve it for being monetised when I'm not.
5. Exercise at some point (maybe in June).
6. Drink fewer Monsters. Three a day is more than enough.
7. Watch and review more old films (even though I've already seen them).
8. Pay more attention to Suzi (who now thinks her name is "SHUT UP!").
9. Eat better food than Ramen noodles or the pizza from the 7/11.
10. Take my 3000 or more Monster cans back to Target for recycling and collect the 5c refund on each can.