February 25, 2012

Ten reasons why Halloween 5 sucked!

Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers (1989) sucked!

1. It looked cheaply made like a TV movie and had numerous continuity errors.

2. It completely wasted the potential of the setup at the end of "Halloween 4".

3. Rachel (Ellie Cornell) was killed off way too early and then replaced by the annoying Tina (Wendy Kaplan).

4. Loomis (Donald Pleasence) was tired, unstable and really unlikeable.

5. Jamie (Danielle Harris) was a mute for most of the film.

6. There was no point whatsoever to the "Man in Black".

7. Michael Myers cried!

8. The bumbling cops accompanied by clown music were completely unnecessary as comic relief.

9. The few kills were badly done and very unimaginative.

10. The ending was piss-poor.

On the plus side, at least it had kittens in it.

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