October 14, 2006

Jacqueline Hyde (2005)

"A lonely and shy young woman, inherits a house and stumbles upon a secret formula that enables her to transform her body in any way she wants. Each time she takes on a different form, she loses parts of her own personality until she doesn't know where her real self ends and her new alter-ego begins. The struggle between her new found abilities and her own conscience lead up to a climax where she will have to recapture her old life or give in to her desires."

Does anyone not know that Blythe Metz from "Jacqueline Hyde" wants to be the next "Wonder Woman"? She even has a MySpace set up for it with pictures of her dressed up and she looks GOOD!

Anyway, she's great in "Jacqueline Hyde" too.

Yes, it is just an excuse for lots of nudie bits and fake orgasms, but I enjoyed it immensely. It makes Hammer's "Dr Jeckyll and Sister Hyde" look like a little kid's movie!

"Jacqueline Hyde" is one of those films where, every time you see the next victim, you just know that they are going to get nude and be shagged to death or killed soon after. It's predictable, but it's great!

There's lots of blood and some nice effects, all wrapped up in a very silly story. I won't mention the acting. For that reason, I still can't decide if this was meant to be a comedy or not. It wasn't far from being a porno though, not that that's ever a bad thing!

I can only give it 5 out of 10 as it isn't really horror. It also gets a bit repetitive and has a stupid ending.

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